I've heard of people using Ross's products and next thing you know they just start shitting away their future. Call em up, " Hey what's going on?"
"Dude I'm shitting."
Call them in 2 hours "Dude I'm still shitting."
Another 2 hours "WEll hey , you're not still shitting are you?"
"No I'm wiping my ass. Call back tommorrow!"
Next day all you get is a new voice message, " Thanks for calling. If I ever stop shitting I'll call you back. I'm in the hospital now, I left covered in shit and lint as I scoured the house looking for toilet paper. I stink, my ass hurts, I'm broke and I still have 2 bottles of AndroG left I've been trying to return so I can at least buy more toilet paper.. Please pray for me. " beeeeeeeep