Sex dreams

ozzy69

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All I have had for the last two weeks has been sex dreams about a certain ex and it sucks!! By far she was the craziest ride of them all and was up for stuff that none of the others would dare do. Every day it's a new dream with her in it ugh!!!!! Kinda hard to wake up with a hard on from her and try to get some from the wife.
 
All I have had for the last two weeks has been sex dreams about a certain ex and it sucks!! By far she was the craziest ride of them all and was up for stuff that none of the others would dare do. Every day it's a new dream with her in it ugh!!!!! Kinda hard to wake up with a hard on from her and try to get some from the wife.
Why? I thought that's how it works. it's called a spank bank.. the images in your mind that make you seed all over her chest and make her think you lover her.
 
Why? I thought that's how it works. it's called a spank bank.. the images in your mind that make you seed all over her chest and make her think you lover her.

So you and darkness are brothers?
 
So you and darkness are brothers?

I laughed my butt off when I read this!
My wife would be pissed if she woke up with my load all over her chest.
Pretty positive she would not see that as love!
 
Shit I wake up with a hard on form Ex's most nights and roll over and lay it to the wife. My dreams are her benefit lol. Win-win
 
Wish I could dream about old girlfriends. What button do you push?
 
I have night mares about women. One in particlular I dream about everytime I close my eyes. Usually she is pissed and I am drunk.

One time I had this dream that every woman I had ever been involved with romantically were in the same room with me and I could not escape. They were talking and comparing notes. I think I killed myself in the front of the room and they clapped.
 
I think we all have them lol. Sometimes it is women I normally never even look at that way.
 
I have night mares about women. One in particlular I dream about everytime I close my eyes. Usually she is pissed and I am drunk.

One time I had this dream that every woman I had ever been involved with romantically were in the same room with me and I could not escape. They were talking and comparing notes. I think I killed myself in the front of the room and they clapped.

Ur such a studd.
 

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