Some things I have discovered

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So as Christopher grows by leaps and bounds I have discovered some things.

Apparently, ceilings, hanging lights, lamps, and stairs are the most interesting things EVER. I am not sure what it is about stucco ceilings but for him they are fascinating.

there is nothing more enjoyable than sucking on your fist, UNLESS its trying to headbutt your sister.

Even at 2 months old, he can flirt with the best of them.

and when he gets a calm zenlike expression on his face, he has left you a toxic gift in his diapers. :D
 
Goblin6 said:
So as Christopher grows by leaps and bounds I have discovered some things.

Apparently, ceilings, hanging lights, lamps, and stairs are the most interesting things EVER. I am not sure what it is about stucco ceilings but for him they are fascinating.

there is nothing more enjoyable than sucking on your fist, UNLESS its trying to headbutt your sister.

Even at 2 months old, he can flirt with the best of them.

and when he gets a calm zenlike expression on his face, he has left you a toxic gift in his diapers. :D
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Ahhh to be young again...


and I think it has something to do with the name :D
 
That is a beautiful thing. I cannot wait to expierience it. Hopefully next time will work out for us.We want to start a family, we will see next year :)
 
Ultragirl said:
That is a beautiful thing. I cannot wait to expierience it. Hopefully next time will work out for us.We want to start a family, we will see next year :)
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you can always come on down and visit. He will just flirt with you. :D
 
Goblin6 said:
and when he gets a calm zenlike expression on his face, he has left you a toxic gift in his diapers. :D
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ah another happy reminder about why i love my dogs hehe :headbange
 
Goblin6 said:
Exceptt dogs will leave that present on your bed. :D
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lol scared of ur dogs lol mine go outside there is no toxin in the house :D
 
Don't have any dogs at the moment, but have had experiences with friends.
 
Goblin6 said:
Don't have any dogs at the moment, but have had experiences with friends.
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well my dogs start nudging me then scratch at the door when they need to go out. can you teach kids that lol
 
That is why they have diapers you goof, then you teach them to use the toilet, or a bush, it all depends. ;) :D
 
Goblin6 said:
That is why they have diapers you goof, then you teach them to use the toilet, or a bush, it all depends. ;) :D
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u have to smell and touch diapers lol its just not a good trade off LOL babies are sticky and loud. if my dogs are bad i can put them in their crate without CPS knocking on my door lol its a win win situation for me lol
 
you sound like my ten year old, "I have to touch the diaper? EEEwwwww"
Sigh, yes dear you do, responsibilites are hard sometimes. :D
 
Goblin6 said:
you sound like my ten year old, "I have to touch the diaper? EEEwwwww"
Sigh, yes dear you do, responsibilites are hard sometimes. :D
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im responsible for myself and my dogs im good with that. im a great aunt though pack em full of sugar and send them back to mommy :D mt dew and pixie sticks are a personal favorite for kids LOL
 
those loads smell too funky... my nephew does that and hand him right back to his mom or sister... LMAO!!!
 
Wait til he starts crawling, then you'll learn that there is NOTHING a determined child can't or won't get into. ;)
 
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Sadie said:
im responsible for myself and my dogs im good with that. im a great aunt though pack em full of sugar and send them back to mommy :D mt dew and pixie sticks are a personal favorite for kids LOL
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you sound like my friend's dad when he baby sits the grand kid.

30 minutes before the kid gets picked up, grandpa, gives him a can of coke and 3 pixie sticks. my buddy says it makes that 45 minute drive home just so much more fun.
 
I got this in an e-mail, thought you would appreciate it...

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.


2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.


3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.


4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.


5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.


6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.


7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.


8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.


9.) A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.


10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year-old boy.


11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.


12.) Super glue is forever.


13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.


14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.


15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.


16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.


18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.


19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.


20.) The fire department in Austin, TX, has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does P make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.


25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
 
Ahh the joys of babies. I miss the earlier stages of my daughters lives. Now they?re 11 and 16 and at another stage in their lives, I am absolutely enjoying it. They are very much like me in personality, but they do have their father?s big brain LOL. At least I know they can hold their own!

Enjoy that time, because they do grow up very quickly.
 
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