Something Strange

Thate

Thate

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So I'm single again and having some fun.

A lil brunette hottie came over last night after I got back from the gym.

I finished watching the x-files then decided to mess around a bit.

This is the first time she's ever been over so I didn't realize she is basically deaf and wears a hearing aid in each ear.

She doesn't talk fucked up like some do tho I don't think I could handle that.

Anyways she takes off my shirt starts kissing my chest then stomach then gives me some brain.

Next thing I know I start hearing this strange whistling like the battery was getting low or something on her hearing aids.

It would last for a second then disappear for another 10, then back again.

Repeat this for the whole time and it just kind of caught me off guard but after a couple minutes it didn't bother me too much and there was a happy ending.

Anybody else run into something like this?
 
Who gives a shit she sucked your cock and fucked you....win win win


I would date her think of all the upside stuff


Call her cunt...never hears it
Won't ever wake you up cuz she hears something downstairs

This list could go on and on
 
Okay here is my messed up story...I was in my mid twenties and I was seeing this older very well put together....she had kids a few years younger than me....she was at my place and we were fooling around and she goes down on me and I see gray outgrowth and that basically ended it that night...me being shallow cuz she missed her hair touch up
 
ozzy69 said:
Okay here is my messed up story...I was in my mid twenties and I was seeing this older very well put together....she had kids a few years younger than me....she was at my place and we were fooling around and she goes down on me and I see gray outgrowth and that basically ended it that night...me being shallow cuz she missed her hair touch up
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That's it? I thought you were gonna say she's a man:unno:
 
ozzy69 said:
Okay here is my messed up story...I was in my mid twenties and I was seeing this older very well put together....she had kids a few years younger than me....she was at my place and we were fooling around and she goes down on me and I see gray outgrowth and that basically ended it that night...me being shallow cuz she missed her hair touch up
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Lol I bet ur dick went limp and u made some bullshit excuse?? Am I right??
 
So while I'm at it I have another wtf story.....

This was I believe 3 years ago doing some court ordered shit and met this hair stylist that did some dumb shit of her own.

She was 10 years and change younger than me with small perky tits but a nice tight ass.

Anyways she had me over for dinner one night and soon after we ate she almost destroyed my clothes getting them off of me way too fast. The neck was all stretched out and shit on my shirt.

So we end up in her bedroom and she starts getting loud right as i'm pulling out and lay a thick bead on her.

Her eyes roll back in her head and I'm thinking cool we both just came at the same time, but then she starts shaking and rolls off the bed continuing to shake.

She is having a seizure and I don't know what to do. I just tried to comfort her until she snapped out of it.

It probably only lasted for 20-30 seconds but it seemed much longer.

I just remember thinking please don't let this chick die on me, especially with my DNA dripping off her.

:ruggie:
 
Thate said:
So while I'm at it I have another wtf story.....

This was I believe 3 years ago doing some court ordered shit and met this hair stylist that did some dumb shit of her own.

She was 10 years and change younger than me with small perky tits but a nice tight ass.

Anyways she had me over for dinner one night and soon after we ate she almost destroyed my clothes getting them off of me way too fast. The neck was all stretched out and shit on my shirt.

So we end up in her bedroom and she starts getting loud right as i'm pulling out and lay a thick bead on her.

Her eyes roll back in her head and I'm thinking cool we both just came at the same time, but then she starts shaking and rolls off the bed continuing to shake.

She is having a seizure and I don't know what to do. I just tried to comfort her until she snapped out of it.

It probably only lasted for 20-30 seconds but it seemed much longer.

I just remember thinking please don't let this chick die on me, especially with my DNA dripping off her.

:ruggie:
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Lmfaorotfl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude that's crazy!!!! In my experience hair stylists are FREAKS!!!! Seizures are serious though my fianc? had one at 8 months pregnant and had to get an emergency c section and was in a coma for 4 days... Her diabetes caused it it was scary as shit.... But that's funny cuz instead of worrying about her well being I would have done the Same FUCKNG THING!!!! Don't let this bitch die on me!!!! I watch too much svu lol
 
Thate what was going thru your head?

How the fuck do I explain this?

Can I clean this up and not get caught?

Should I call 911?

Maybe stick a finger in her ass to snap her out if it?

My mom has epilepsy so I would've known what to do and not do....little off topical in 5th grade we had a new kid come to school and he was epileptic and never told anyone and he had a grand mal seizure in class my teacher was freaking the fuck out and tried jamming a ruler in his mouth because "he could swallow his tongue" I calmly went up to him and pulled the ruler out of his mouth and held his hand and kept just saying his name and told him he was gonna be okay. The school called 911 and paramedics and police came and the paramedics told everyone I did the right things. That kid was in my wedding still friends till this day....that story made me tear up cuz I never talk about any of this. Especially mom having epilepsy and dealing with that all my life.
 
sorry to hear about your mom's condition.

sounds like you keep your cool during stressful situations.

I kind of froze in this case but wish I would of slipped in my thumb as you suggested
 
Thate said:
So while I'm at it I have another wtf story.....

This was I believe 3 years ago doing some court ordered shit and met this hair stylist that did some dumb shit of her own.

She was 10 years and change younger than me with small perky tits but a nice tight ass.

Anyways she had me over for dinner one night and soon after we ate she almost destroyed my clothes getting them off of me way too fast. The neck was all stretched out and shit on my shirt.

So we end up in her bedroom and she starts getting loud right as i'm pulling out and lay a thick bead on her.

Her eyes roll back in her head and I'm thinking cool we both just came at the same time, but then she starts shaking and rolls off the bed continuing to shake.

She is having a seizure and I don't know what to do. I just tried to comfort her until she snapped out of it.

It probably only lasted for 20-30 seconds but it seemed much longer.

I just remember thinking please don't let this chick die on me, especially with my DNA dripping off her.

:ruggie:
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I'm pretty sure I would have stuck it back in....
 
Lmao, that's awesome. Would've caught me off guard. I wouldn't think of her any differently, but I probably would've laughed when it happened. That's just too funny to hold back.
 
Thate said:
So while I'm at it I have another wtf story.....

This was I believe 3 years ago doing some court ordered shit and met this hair stylist that did some dumb shit of her own.

She was 10 years and change younger than me with small perky tits but a nice tight ass.

Anyways she had me over for dinner one night and soon after we ate she almost destroyed my clothes getting them off of me way too fast. The neck was all stretched out and shit on my shirt.

So we end up in her bedroom and she starts getting loud right as i'm pulling out and lay a thick bead on her.

Her eyes roll back in her head and I'm thinking cool we both just came at the same time, but then she starts shaking and rolls off the bed continuing to shake.

She is having a seizure and I don't know what to do. I just tried to comfort her until she snapped out of it.

It probably only lasted for 20-30 seconds but it seemed much longer.

I just remember thinking please don't let this chick die on me, especially with my DNA dripping off her.

:ruggie:
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Dude, what type of stuff are you into? Until next time.......
 
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