Something Strange

If you're curious, the noise you heard was feedback. If a person with a hearing aid has anything covering the ear the hearing aid will screech.
I used to pissed off this old guy I worked for. I would come up behind him, cup my hand over his ears and his hearing aids would feed back and drive him crazy. It was especially fun when he didn't know I was doing it.
 
hell i guess she can hear it too?

if so then she was probably more embarrassed than I was caught off guard.
 
Thate said:
hell i guess she can hear it too?

if so then she was probably more embarrassed than I was caught off guard.
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But she kept going like champ. Now that's commitment :40oz:
 
I was with this half deaf girl in Okinawa, when she got mad she would moan and stomp her foot. Used to crack me up. No shame in deaf girls man lol
 
mrhtbd said:
One of my most memorable lays was a hairdresser. She even shared 2 of her girlfriends with me in the Spring of '87, then the 3 of them came to the beach that summer to share my beach house July 4th weekend when I was on the beach patrol.
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i think you may be getting confused with an episode of bay watch bro lol, j/k sounds like a good time for sure.

May have to start calling you The Hoff tho :idea:
 
mrhtbd said:
One of my most memorable lays was a hairdresser. She even shared 2 of her girlfriends with me in the Spring of '87, then the 3 of them came to the beach that summer to share my beach house July 4th weekend when I was on the beach patrol.
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Damn bro I was 5 years old lol
 
Glycomann said:
It's only weird if she is a midget.
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Hey! That electronic sound he heard could indicate that she was an extraterrestrial cyborg. It's a well-known fact that alien civilizations have planted simulated humanoids (called "Spermbots") who are programmed to orally extract semen from physically fit human males in an effort to repopulate our planet with a new, alien-humanoid hybrid species.

Sooooo ....getting blown by a midget isn't the ONLY time it can be weird!

-Birdman
 
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Birdman said:
Hey! That electronic sound he heard could indicate that she was an extraterrestrial cyborg. It's a well-known fact that alien civilizations have planted simulated humanoids (called "Spermbots") who are programmed to orally extract semen from physically fit human males in an effort to repopulate our planet with a new, alien-humanoid hybrid species.

Sooooo ....getting blown by a midget isn't the ONLY time it can be weird!

-Birdman
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Damn how do I get one of those??
 
clutchitalian said:
Damn how do I get one of those??
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No! Never get emotionally attached to a Spermbot! They end up blowing all of your friends and co-workers. Then you lose everything you own in an unfavorable divorce settlement.

...Midget is the better option.

-Birdman
 
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Thate said:
So I'm single again and having some fun.

A lil brunette hottie came over last night after I got back from the gym.

I finished watching the x-files then decided to mess around a bit.

This is the first time she's ever been over so I didn't realize she is basically deaf and wears a hearing aid in each ear.

She doesn't talk fucked up like some do tho I don't think I could handle that.

Anyways she takes off my shirt starts kissing my chest then stomach then gives me some brain.

Next thing I know I start hearing this strange whistling like the battery was getting low or something on her hearing aids.

It would last for a second then disappear for another 10, then back again.

Repeat this for the whole time and it just kind of caught me off guard but after a couple minutes it didn't bother me too much and there was a happy ending.

Anybody else run into something like this?
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Not sure why but this reminds me of the movie creed. LOL. That chick was really pretty though
 
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