liftsiron
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The Bank
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a goddamn checking account."
To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a goddamn checking account right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." Upon saying this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no fuckin' problem, dammit!" the man says, "I just won 50 million bucks in the goddamn lottery and I want to open a goddamn checking account in this goddamn bank!"
"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a goddamn hard time?"
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a goddamn checking account."
To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a goddamn checking account right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." Upon saying this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no fuckin' problem, dammit!" the man says, "I just won 50 million bucks in the goddamn lottery and I want to open a goddamn checking account in this goddamn bank!"
"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a goddamn hard time?"
