The Cool People

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Met a young married couple at dinner last night and they seemed very cool. In retrospect, I don't think I have ever qualified as being "cool," but I kept logging on here over the years because in my eyes many of you are not only cool, but very cool! With no plans for New Years, I wondered, what are some of you "cool people" doing and/or have planned for this weekend? Anyway, have a Happy New Year, and hopefully 2017 will be a new beginning as well! For sure.
 
I'm not cool. But I'll sex up the old lady drink a bottle of Dom then go to sleep.
 
Spending it at the Hard Rock Hotel Riviera Maya in the Rock Royalty section. Fucking worth every penny. A personal assistant for the week, who orders booze, food, reservations, excursions, and keeps all of the bottles in the in room, booze dispenser full. (I shit you not. booze dispenser load with all of the must have libations. Scotch, Whiskey, tequila, gin, vodka. As much as you can stand. On New Years Eve, we have a Balinese Bed over the water, and a butler who handles everything. As I sit here in a hammock, overlooking the Caribbean Sea.

Oh... and sex. lots and lots of sex.

Now... it sounds like I'm cool, but fucking far from it.
Costco just sells some amazing fucking travel packages.
 
Spending it at the Hard Rock Hotel Riviera Maya in the Rock Royalty section. Fucking worth every penny. A personal assistant for the week, who orders booze, food, reservations, excursions, and keeps all of the bottles in the in room, booze dispenser full. (I shit you not. booze dispenser load with all of the must have libations. Scotch, Whiskey, tequila, gin, vodka. As much as you can stand. On New Years Eve, we have a Balinese Bed over the water, and a butler who handles everything. As I sit here in a hammock, overlooking the Caribbean Sea.

Oh... and sex. lots and lots of sex.

Now... it sounds like I'm cool, but fucking far from it.
Costco just sells some amazing fucking travel packages.

Glycomann is envious :headbang:
 
Glycomann is envious :headbang:

Bro...
it would be so easy, and not a kings ransom to have a group meeting down here.

We set some $$ aside for our trip starting the beginning of this year, and planned on doing something else. But my much better half had the wild hair to check out Costco. And for not much more than the price of airfare back and forth to Europe, we got the high level room, and service level at this Hard Rock, where everything is all inclusive. You don't pay a dime for anything on the report. And they give you "report credit" ($3200), which makes the price of excursions and 80% discount.

7 days, all inclusive, highest level room, highest service level, room on the ocean, airfare inclusive for $5k, for two people. Airfare for the trip we planned on originally was almost that much. Remember, we started saving a while ago, so I'm not trying to paint the picture of a baller here.

Oh... do you really want to be jealous?

Today, before we went out on our jungle ATV excursion, the market where the people from the ATV company picked us up; I walked into a pharmacy... And I think you can guess what I bought. Every bit of Test Prop and Proviron that they had. They only had a few primo, or I'd have gotten that too; just on principle. And because they had a special, 2 for 1, on tramadol, got some of that too. And for spending over $100, the pharmacy gave me a good bottle of pure Agave Tequila too!

That said, we blew it out, but if I'd come here by myself, it could have been as cheap as about a grand, all inclusive, round trip included, report credits, etc. BTW, no kids. Look up Riviera Maya Hard Rock Hotel, Rock Royalty. Totally worth it.

Imagine this band of miscreants at a resort, that is all inclusive? Where you don't tip, but if you do, your all-inclusive enjoyment doubles because they'll go way out of their way for you.

I dropped a $20 to a couple of the waiters that work in the Rock Royalty section, and they just slip you the entire bottle of whatever the hell you're drinking.

I'm start to think this is one of the best bad ideas I've had in a while.
 
Will be out at a venue that is televising the game on big screens. Wife can come if she wants.
 
Gonna sit home with the family, Play some board games and watch the ball drop on our tv with antenna "no cable" .
Possibly yell at my 200lb Mastiff to stop drooling on my new furniture.
Potentially going to pester Fridgemail,Ozzy and darkness via messaging .
Then go to bed .End of my coolness
 
Wow, he avoids paying for cable, can communicate with a mastiff, and is personal friends with Fridgemail, Ozzie and Darkness, Shee-it, that IS cool! Stands shoulder to shoulder with warriors, what's not to like/emulate? HNY!!
 
^^^lmao.
I've been up all night spotlighting coyotes and and anything else that moves with my .17
 
The game sucked so I went home and had sex then went to sleep about 11.

This day is a normal Sunday. Went to gym and now I have an AR15 to sight in.
 
I went to bed around 10:20. At midnight I was awakened by all the gunfire. Literally sounded like a war zone for thirty minutes. Woke the old lady up after the first 12 rounds woke me up, kissed her, went back to sleep.
 

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