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The Lay Off
The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed
down
to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision,
they
were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would
fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying
all
night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached
her
and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I either have to
lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed
down
to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision,
they
were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would
fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying
all
night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached
her
and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I either have to
lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
