The OFFICIAL whore thread REBORN!

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Go Muddogs!

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"Made that mistake one time. I was at a party some guy gave me some shit hey man take this, it's fucking mushrooms.

I took it, I forgot all about it, ya know. Then a couple days later I found that shit in my pocket. I'm thinking why not?

Cause I'm thinking it's like weed, some background shit, l planed my whole day out like it was weed. I'll chew this shit up, then I'll go to the barber shop, get my hair cut, and then I'll see a movie.

I chewed it up, so far, so good. Then I was in the barber shop like an hour later. And it's funny cause I was thinking to myself this stuff sucks. Tastes like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high.

Then I looked in the mirror. I saw the barber's reflection, man. It looked like a big penis was cutting my hair. I freaked out. I started talking to myself. Dave, calm down, you're on drugs, this is what drugs do. You know that there is no way, that a penis can cut hair.

I started freakin out man, I couldn't take it anymore. I jumped out the chair, half my hair was cut, I didn't care. I just gave the barber a handful of money. It was weird, the balls opened up. I ran home as fast as I could.

I was trippin, trippin! I looked at the clock and it was 2:42. I was like, damn, 2:42 I got to sober up. I ain't never been this high this early.

I took a shower. I was still high. Said maybe music will do the trick. I listened to every CD I had, I was still high. Exercise, that's what I'll do, I ran around the block 4 times, still high. Took a nap, woke up, fucked up. I looked at the clock and it said 2:43. I said, God damn!"
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roflmaoo....SHROOMS AND STAMPS ARE WAY OVER RATED....IT FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME SMOKING WEED..THATS A BOUT IT....YOU CAN HAVE SOME TREMENDOUS LAUGHS AND SOME POSSIBLE VISIONS, BUT MAINLY LIKE TRAILS AND SHIT...YOU WONT EXPERIENCE A FUKIN MONSTER N SHIT...

IS THE SHIT TO TAKE WHEN HEADING TO SPACE OR SOMETHING BIG LIKE ULTRA...
 
Gout

Gout

Just had 120cc's of fluid drained off my knee with a 16g needle. :crying:
 
damn man.

compensate your pain by ordering 2 large pizzas and some ice cream,big boi.
 
rippedfreak said:
WACK..MY 44 MAG CHOPS THAT UP...

o0o0o yea..and all my other toys..


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Only the jackass in your avi would use most of those.. and would probably shoot them sideways as you probably do.. And you would miss like most "brotha's" do. You have to be 20 feet away and in a car shooting and hoping to hit at least the broad-side of whatever, whoever you are shooting at....:squintfin

Not wantn' to start nuthin... I"m just sayin'...Nothin but love for ya... :headbang:
 
seanc5488 said:
you have so many illnesses are you dying?
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Hahaha....it seems like it lately. I dunno, I am relatively young to be having many health problems....it's like a curse or something...lol.....the bottom line is that I have an autoimmune condition for whatever reason (genetics, past military vaccines, who knows) that is responsible for ulcerative colitis, gangrene, gout, and now some possible inflammatory arthritis. I have spent the past several months going either to the ER or doctor, basically for meds, some work some don't.

I dunno, man.....It's hard for me because I've always been heathy and fit, was a high school stand out in sports, played 2 sports in college, accelled in the miliatary and was always active, then about 6 years ago my health began decending....very depessing.....so now I am just trying to figure out how to stay healthy cause that's all that matters to me now.....I gotta be there for myself, my girlfriend, and her son who live with me.
 
meateater said:
Hahaha....it seems like it lately. I dunno, I am relatively young to be having many health problems....it's like a curse or something...lol.....the bottom line is that I have an autoimmune condition for whatever reason (genetics, past military vaccines, who knows) that is responsible for ulcerative colitis, gangrene, gout, and now some possible inflammatory arthritis. I have spent the past several months going either to the ER or doctor, basically for meds, some work some don't.

I dunno, man.....It's hard for me because I've always been heathy and fit, was a high school stand out in sports, played 2 sports in college, accelled in the miliatary and was always active, then about 6 years ago my health began decending....very depessing.....so now I am just trying to figure out how to stay healthy cause that's all that matters to me now.....I gotta be there for myself, my girlfriend, and her son who live with me.
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Props to you man. I hope things look up for you. Sounds like you are doing everything you can. I'm just getting to know a woman with a two year old daughter.. I'm now looking at some of the ways I look at life a bit differently now that I am considering that situation. Not just living for me anymore..

Anyway, keep doing what you're doing.. Hell, you never know what health treatments may come along in the near future..
 
OKMEDIC said:
Props to you man. I hope things look up for you. Sounds like you are doing everything you can. I'm just getting to know a woman with a two year old daughter.. I'm now looking at some of the ways I look at life a bit differently now that I am considering that situation. Not just living for me anymore..

Anyway, keep doing what you're doing.. Hell, you never know what health treatments may come along in the near future..
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Thanks, bro.
 
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