This asshole on a motorcycle.....

ozzy69

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So I'm riding my bicycle to work like I always do because I'm a vegan and I want to save Mother Earth from my carbon footprint when I'm minding my own business thinking about the people I'm gonna serve today at the organic vegan coffee house I'm a server at when this big muscle head asshole on a Harley about hits me I tell him to watch his ass and I think it's all done until he turns around and tells me off instead.....why do people have to be so mean.....
 
So I'm riding my bicycle to work like I always do because I'm a vegan and I want to save Mother Earth from my carbon footprint when I'm minding my own business thinking about the people I'm gonna serve today at the organic vegan coffee house I'm a server at when this big muscle head asshole on a Harley about hits me I tell him to watch his ass and I think it's all done until he turns around and tells me off instead.....why do people have to be so mean.....

I got it all on my camera phone. It's fer salez!
 
Don't worry Oz, I bet he kills little animals like bambi, or eats cows. He's bad for our environment. All Harley guys have usually been in prison too, which makes him a bad person. He probably was on drugs.

....heh heh heh, I was gonna put one up on this today, but ya beat me:D
 
Truth is I am an asshole. I wasn't going to post this because it makes me look bad but I saw the same guy at the same place yesterday. I was already aggravated from work bs all day long.
But this same guy is coming around the same curve, I saw him, waited, and deliberately pulled out in front of him. He swerved to miss me and almost got hit by a car.
Darkness, just so you don't think too badly about me, the guy is probably 230 lbs and a deputy sheriff that I can't stand, and he obviously feels the same way about me. He's all badass behind his badge and gun but catch him in his Speedos and he's a sniveling little bitch. I left out the history first time. Life in a small town for someone with a bad history.
 
Ozzy, I swear I was down here in FLA this whole week. So that wasn't me bro, I swear. You guys keep the thermostat down too low for these old bones.
 
Ozzy, I swear I was down here in FLA this whole week. So that wasn't me bro, I swear. You guys keep the thermostat down too low for these old bones.

Lmfao!! Good to see you still have a sense of humor!! Yeah it was 8 degrees here today.
 

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