This is it... The big one...

Beware those of you in the town I'm in. I am not at home. I had three cups of coffee, some C4 before I trained tonight, and some diet pop with post workout meal. No one can sleep after that so I took an ambien. In about 10 min it will be as if someone shot me out of a tree with a tranquilizer dart. With all those stims, I will probably be sleep walking hypnotically in about 2 to 3 hours. I hope I put my pants in first. I hope I forget that I parked my car out back.

Good night my little pumpkins
 
LMAO
Tren is not the Devil's piss, Ambien is. I took it one time and woke to a completely fucking destroyed bedroom... I just assumed that I did it.
 
I read through this. Tren, fat girls, ambein. Sounds like a average friday night around here.
 
Ambein is rough stuff. I wake up in a daze and piss on anything I think is a toilet.

The floor, flower pots, the girl sitting on the toilet.
 
animal87 said:
I read through this. Tren, fat girls, ambein. Sounds like a average friday night around here.
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Sometimes all that is required to release a beautiful butterfly caught in a tiny puddle of pine sap is to cut off one of its legs. Be sure to choose the right one.
 
I'm not sure I follow the jedi talk. I'm still a young padawan. lol
 
bufbiker said:
Last time I did that it was 2 blocks down from the ABC Lounge with 2 flat tires sitting in the median.
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Last time I did that it was parked in a Pizza Hut parking lot just a couple blocks from work. That was a bad thing and a good thing. No cops were involved and some dude helped me push it into the parking lot although at the time I didn't remember....It all came back to me a couple days later
 
We are gonna close this thread right here. 58 posts, 513 views. As a comparison, the missing flight thread received 617 views, and this subject actually matters.

Those of you who viewed without posting have been placed on a secret watch list. You will not be updated as to what we find out as the investigation unfolds.

Farewell my little Pumpkins....
 
Try closing it I'll just keep opening it back up.

I'm off to a GSA meeting...later Darkness
 
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i talked to Darkness today and we both agreed that if he wakes up across a picnic blanket from this guy he should dump out the Ambien.

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