This one's for you Mrhtbd.. Read and follow carefully!

[Freezerdude]

A woman goes into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. "That's pretty dangerous poison maam, why do you need it?" the pharmacist asks her. The woman replies that she needs the arsennic to poison her husband.
Shocked, the pharmacist says "I can't give you arsenic if you are going to kill your husband!"
The lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband locked in a passionate embrace with the pharmacist's wife.
"Well that's different," says the pharmacist, "you didn't tell me you had a prescription for it!"

LMFAO Sorry bro I couldn't resist!

 

[BikerTrash]

Lol...... funny mrhtbd should love that one...

 

[liftsiron]

I didn't know that mrhtbd was a pharmacist?

 

[Glycomann]

i think the pharmacist just just fuck the wife, wife divorce the husband and take all his money. That's probably worse than death by arsenic.

 

[bufbiker]

That was hilarious!

 

[arnoldwannabe]

i think the pharmacist just just fuck the wife, wife divorce the husband and take all his money. That's probably worse than death by arsenic.

Indeed. Id definitely go this route if it was me

 

[John Benz]

Too funny Freeze!

 

[mrhtbd]

I loved it and am still laughing!!
Funny especially because there are two cute mid 20-something girls at my Pharmacy, both Pharmacy students and they've been flirting with me about four years.
Maybe I should, "get their prescriptions!"

 

[willi]

I needed that laugh