Shawty
AE Female Member
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2007
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Formerly known on MuscleMX as "This is why I hate standing calf raises........"
I'm going to tell you a little story, the story of Tommy Girl............
Meet Tom
Tom did some standing calf raises.......
The pads on the machine just weren't good enough for tom, so he cried........
And came to post a thread.........
The big bad standing calf raise machine marked up my poor little delicate shoulders........
Here Tom, I got just want you need.........
Tom says "Thank you ever so much, these nasty red marks will go away in NO TIME!!
But Tom still complained.............so we said "That's ok Tom, we got something for that too!"
And this should help you feel better about yourself through all your bloating.....
But Tom still wasn't happy.....
What to do, what to do......poor wittle Tommy can't handle the feel of the iron on his delicate skin.......Tommy want PADDIE!!
These should be JUST what you need!!
Tommy feel good!! No more little marks on my pale Ginger skin!
The moral of the story......
I'm going to tell you a little story, the story of Tommy Girl............
Meet Tom
Tom did some standing calf raises.......
The pads on the machine just weren't good enough for tom, so he cried........
And came to post a thread.........
The big bad standing calf raise machine marked up my poor little delicate shoulders........
Here Tom, I got just want you need.........
Tom says "Thank you ever so much, these nasty red marks will go away in NO TIME!!
But Tom still complained.............so we said "That's ok Tom, we got something for that too!"
And this should help you feel better about yourself through all your bloating.....
But Tom still wasn't happy.....
What to do, what to do......poor wittle Tommy can't handle the feel of the iron on his delicate skin.......Tommy want PADDIE!!
These should be JUST what you need!!
Tommy feel good!! No more little marks on my pale Ginger skin!
The moral of the story......
okeowned
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