Today's funny...

mrhtbd · Nov 2, 2016

On sale at Lowes: perennials and snow blowers!

bufbiker · Nov 2, 2016

Seasonal clearance and seasonal anticipation all at the same time. That's why I love this country. Screw'em all. Let's make some money.

bufbiker · Nov 2, 2016

What do you call a cow that twitches? Beef jerky.
Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep.

liftsiron · Nov 2, 2016

Never screw a pig, it will sequel on you.

Darkness · Nov 2, 2016

bufbiker said:
What do you call a cow that twitches? Beef jerky.
Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep.

Haha perfect

Darkness · Nov 2, 2016

liftsiron said:
Never screw a pig, it will sequel on you.

Lolol even better

mrhtbd · Nov 4, 2016

My 15 year old daughter's joke last night:
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell of a cliff, what was the sound?
Ba-dum-tsss

bufbiker · Nov 4, 2016

Ugh!!!