Too old for Spring Break in Ft. Lauderdale???

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I want to party, to feel the sun, to be surrounded by anxious females looking for a good time, to feel the ocean waves rushing under me and around me. I want to feel alive again and just let loose a bit.

My wife is taking our two daughters and her parents to Florida the third week of March.
It's the big plan around here.
This will be the third year she will have done this without me.
Asked if it was OK this year I said, "Well, you set the precedent to go without me for the past two years, I could see it for what it is, part of a separation plan, so why should I complain now?"

The past two years I was working. While they were gone the one year I put a new floor in the kitchen, the other I put in new cabinets.
This year?

To hell with it, this year I decided to go to Ft. Lauderdale to "visit my sister," she lives there. Of course, the city anticipates over 825,000 students that week, so it certainly has all the neccessary elements to be "interesting," to say the least.

Oh hell, am I too old to do this?
I've been training hard, I'm starting a new life, Spring will have "sprung" on the 20th of March. Might be the adventure this wanton philosopher needs to step up, out, and onward.

Any tips?
All systems go?
 
yes you are too old to still be going to spring break

let me put this a way you might get it

you have 2 daughter would you like some old dude hitting on them, rubbing up on them while they were on spring break with there friends?

old dude at college spring break bars that stares and dances on the dance floor=very creepy dude

but good luck with it god knows you dont take anyones advice here so have fun
 
You're too old dude. They will be laughing at you, not with you. :p Also, what Oz said - you want some old goober scoping your daughter in a few years? :eek:
 
It's nice to be around attractive females, but 20-something girls are children to me and I cartainly have no plan of "hooking up."
I am officially still married and have decided to take my brother's advice when he said, "Trust me, _____, it will be much more meaningful, in the long run, if you don't date anyone until after the divorce is final!"
I fully intend to take his advice, so what you speak of is not within my interest.
On another note, will there be no attractive women in Florida over 30 that week? I think so.
You are spot-on, though, as usual. I know this because the Tiesto concert I went to last week was filled with college girls and quite frankly it was boring to be around them and I certainly had no interest in conversation.

The main thing is to visit my sister who has had cancer and has been battling with sickly conditions for the last 20 years.
I haven't seen her since 1998.
She practically raised me as my parents were constantly working. After my mother died in a fire when I was six, I was sent to and grew up in an orphanage for 11 years. I stayed with my sister and her husband on Summer, Christmas, and Easter vacations from the school. After I graduated, she was always supportive of me and always there when I needed her. She has been sober for over 25 years and doesn't do drugs.

She has been my life coach for decades and is my closest alli in the world. She is 60, and if she were to die without me seeing her again I could never forgive myself for not taking the initiative.

She's lived in Florida since 1988 and has tons of friends, wealthy and otherwise. I'm sure I could spend the whole week with her and never enter a bar, besides, my idea of heavy drinking is about 4 beers a week, so I'm not into that either, even to get laid.

When I was 18 I moved to West Palm Beach and was a lifeguard on the beach for 6 months before returning to PA. It was an innocent time, wild and free, with a beach mostly unattended which gave me time to think and let the pain and suffering of the orphanage subside.

I was a beach lifeguard for 5 years total over the past 37 years and miss the beach. I miss the ocean. I know it's not smart to get the sun with my pre-cancer conditions, but early and late sun are not as severe, and there's nothing like an early morning swim in the ocean. I am still an expert swimmer.

Maybe it would be better to be the male rendition of Cinderella and stay here surrounded by memories which will soon be over and which have already been destroyed. Maybe I should stay and get in touch with my loneliness, or dig a ditch to bury myself in, or paint the basement. You know, just keep working for this cheating whore because I have no personality, desires or interests of my own. Is that all I deserve in this life?

Women are not the save-all of my existence, not even close, but my sister has been the most consistently meaningful female in my life, throughout my life, so this is more of a quest. It just so happens she lives in Ft Lauderdale.

"And that," as Paul Harvey would have said, "is the REST of the story."
 
did you just seriously quote paul harvey????

those girls wouldnt even know who that guy is---its like using the pick up line "hey i get 10% off at mcdonald's with my AARP card"

jesus man i hope my mid-life crisis goes better than your is

im holding back so i dont get brutally honest with you but man its time for a reality check---its time to grow the fuck up, man up for your kids and stop acting like a fucktard and especially stop posting stupid shit on the boards
 
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And there it is.^^^^^ A little harsh but the point is there. A nice way to say it would be "This is a bad idea all around for your age my friend"
 
ozzy69 said:
did you just seriously quote paul harvey????

those girls wouldnt even know who that guy is---its like using the pick up line "hey i get 10% off at mcdonald's with my AARP card"

jesus man i hope my mid-life crisis goes better than your is

im holding back so i dont get brutally honest with you but man its time for a reality check---its time to grow the fuck up, man up for your kids and stop acting like a fucktard and especially stop posting stupid shit on the boards
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^^^^^^^LMFAO!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^ Hell bro I was to old to go when I last went 12 years ago but the wife and I had some serious laughs at the kids partying there... It's fun to witness and enjoy the fun and sun but steer clear of the juveniles..
I know how they act with a son 20 and daughter 21 I couldn't hit on the kids but they are fun to watch but it's not my ideal of a Vacation, we just mis-scheduled and caught the last few days of it but will say it was funny to say the least..
 
I love coming into these threads and laughing my ass off! Thanks for helping me lose weight! :at::eek::toilet::owned:
 
Maybe I'll go to New York instead, stay a week, and visit my 15 year old son.
To me, getting away was never getting around more people, it was getting around less.
I don't need to compete with my wife.
She can go to Florida, I'll go the other way.
Maybe I should spend the week moving all my stuff out of this house, me included, but no, that would be abandonment of the kids.
Won't do that. New York sounds better.
 
mrhtbd said:
Maybe I'll go to New York instead, stay a week, and visit my 15 year old son.
To me, getting away was never getting around more people, it was getting around less.
I don't need to compete with my wife.
She can go to Florida, I'll go the other way.
Maybe I should spend the week moving all my stuff out of this house, me included, but no, that would be abandonment of the kids.
Won't do that. New York sounds better.
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Milquetoast nonsense. . . . ] End you marriage or make it better. To do neither is the actions of a coward. Din svaghed er en forn?rmelse mod viking folk!!!!!
 
Well she won't get a lawyer and I fired mine.
Or make it better? She still sees the guy weekly, are you kidding?
Coward for leaving my kids? That's manning up?
I refuse to be subjugated by the religations of others.
You are all superior than me.
That's all I'll say about that.
 
If I saw a 50 yr old milf cruising around with a pi?a colada I'd like that shit! But a man. I dunno MR!
 
It's all denial.
Mondo was right.
Fuck it, ebay the shit out of this crap, then clean this mess up and move the fuck out.
I'm gonna have to leave her caboose at the station.
This locomotive is going back in the engine shop for refig.
Yes, I said locomotive, as in, "hot air!"
 
mrhtbd said:
It's all denial.
Mondo was right.
Fuck it, ebay the shit out of this crap, then clean this mess up and move the fuck out.
I'm gonna have to leave her caboose at the station.
This locomotive is going back in the engine shop for refig.
Yes, I said locomotive, as in, "hot air!"
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You handle a scolding quite well. This shows you have a character undeserving of my doing so. But sometimes a cold slap can bring a man around. . . .

You are not full of hot air brother, you are HURT! I feel you have endured the situation too long and have become a victim of it to a point that your self respect is all but a memory. Better you than me having to make the choice in front you. However, I promise that if you heal the wound, your pain will subside and the air you breath will become fresh again.

For your children's sake, always look at their mother for the reasons you married her. This will keep the comfortable and you warmly in their hearts regardless of what choices you make.
 
Mondo said:
For your children's sake, always look at their mother for the reasons you married her. This will keep the comfortable and you warmly in their hearts regardless of what choices you make.
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THIS!......

Your situation with the EX will always include them..... it's a sometimes shitty reality
 
Take kindly the counsel of your years and gracefully surrender the things of youth.
 
Mondo, I translated that and it was most meaningful.
Time to take to the North Wind and row into the line.
Sailing has failed me, thus far, and I must take oar.
Thank you from another place many cannot understand!
 
Never to late/old to do something that will make you feel good. If you want to go to Fort Lauderdale, just do it!
 
Wife just asked if I would go to Florida with them.
Considering our lack of communication lately, meaning me ignoring her, that was a big step. I received it with brevity in kind.
I don't know what she's thinking, but I know I need to learn how to trust again, and I also want to be with my children, so I said yes.
Fly down, train back, Disney in between.
One way or another, it's a step in the healing process.
At least I don't have to stay here with the cats!

Oh, and I'm no fool regarding her and the other guy.
I know she sees him regularly at work.
I assume they are still intimate.

She is pretending she was innocent all along, like it was all in my mind.
Imagine that, all in my mind, mind, if I don't mind, mind...
Do I play stupid and go along, knowing she and I aren't having physical relations and not caring?
Or make it some predatory thing it never was anyway?

I guess she wants to play it both ways; fuck him on the fly and have me for the show.
Who am I to argue? Limbo forever!?!? Or not?
Well she has been trying an aweful lot to get my attention lately: "How does this swim-top look," "Do you like these pants?" etc.
My response to that was, "Why are you asking me?"
She said, "Because you're here!"
"A bird in hand is worth two in the bush," right?

I've been laying low and playing dumb.
Evidently, I'm pretty good at playing dumb, intended ot otherwise.
If a tree fell in the woods and nobody heard it, did it make a sound?
If some guy was regularly fucking my wife, and his wife and/or I don't complain, does it ever happen???
Should anyone care if it does?
Maybe if I was taking care of business would it have ever happened in the first place?

I guess she only wanted me out of the house, because she thought I'd be pissed she's fucking some other guy and flip out.
Now that I passed all the shit tests, and still have done nothing, like the ball-less Eunich I appear to be, she can tolerate me being around.
I don't know whether to congratulate myself or jump off the porch?

I shall now go ponder this while, doing squats and deadlifts.
 
Well after a great leg workout it dawned on me I'm living a pipe dream and she is the organ-grinder.
She just wants to take me along to watch the kids while she runs and texts her boyfriend, like she did in North Carolina last August, and we all know how much I enjoyed that trip!

Also, she wants me to pay for a rental car, then sweetened the favor by saying, "Then we can drive to St. Petersburg, eh?"
Shit, so I'll be paying for the car, Disney, food, basically, her trip as well, except her airfare. Plus she can "get away in her mind..."

The original plan was for her to go down with her parents, but the parents now want to split once they get there, to see a relative, leaving her alone with the kids.

Well, you know then, no quality communication time with the BF except after bed-time and then he'll be home with his wife and kids, so that won't work.

I know she still sees him because I get daily emails from a guy she works with, letting me know when she and he are away from their desks, jogging, or other. Hell, she just made an excuse to drive to LL Bean to "Return some stuff" up near Allentown (Right past his house), like she did last week. Funny, she asked me to Florida, then mentioned she wanted to return the stuff "during the week would be easier!" Meanwhile I'm thinking, "Well, yeah, the guy can park his car at Lowes and go with you, just another fantasy-faux liaisan."

I'll be out another $2000 and be strapped for cash until summer, giving her all the leverage.

Who am I kidding, I need to stay here and take care of business. I can always give each kid $200 bucks, then promise to take them with me on a week's vacation once school is out. The longer I stay here the less I'll respect myself.

She did have watery eyes when she asked me. That means either she was glad we finally could talk, or that she was upset she had to bow so low as to ask me in the first place. Nah, that's their vacation, end of story!
 
Im going to politely bite my tongue, I am taking several steps backwards after reading the jibberish bullcrap your spilling out in the form of text in this thread.
Good luck Ol fella ..I believe you like wiping your vagina with vagisil wipes.
And to your comment regarding "we all are superior " to you . your Wrong bruther.........We all just dont continue to get kicked in the balls and enjoy it ,,,,,Some learn , Some Dont
 
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This thread reminds me of the time I came out of a drunken black out in the back room of a strip club. I did not know how I got there, when I got there, what happened while I was in there (although there were some clues nearby), what day it was, or what city I was in for the matter. I just knew that it was more important to find my boots and get the hell out of there than it was to answer any of the above questions. I never found my boots but I did get one more drink on the way out the door. Or wait a minute, I think I found my boots but not my pants. It doesn't matter....you know what I mean.
 
Go to Mexico for a vacation and get some Mexican tail, drink some cervezas and tequila, eat some good ass food, lounge on the beach, and have some more drinks.
 
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