Tren, fat people, and airplanes

Darkness

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I don't think I can do this anymore. I think fat people should be banned from aircraft. Or make them fly a fat person only airline.

If it wasn't for the Native American chick with the giant tits who hit me in the head with one of them as she brushed by in the aisle I'd have lost it. Im calmer now.

Have a nice day.
 
I agree brother it?s brutal.

Not related and high jacking your thread, on a plane last year flew to dubai and can someone explain to me why those folks in the Middle East always make the horking sound. It?s fckn disgusting and just brutally annoying. I was only in deca and test and didn?t go hulk mode
 
Never fails I get stuck to some fatass too. and the phucks think they need to spread their wings...I'm flying to cabo Thursday, if I get sat next to a fattie and they pull that shit, I am at the right stage of my tren to spread my phucking wings right back with an evil fuck with me I dare ya tren look. and will be hoping Native american titties find their way to my head.
 
Know your doses... know your doses...This the freaking amateur hour?
 
Yesterday I was seated next to a young princess named Karenda. She had the prettiest blue eyes I’d ever seen. She was intrigued by my big dumb constructionist talk. Most of all, I appreciated the fact that, while she was slightly chunky, I still had my whole seat to sit in on the small regional jet.
 
I got slapped on the head with some moobs yesterday while lifting a door lentil into place. Fortunately it was cold so the moob wasn't all hot and sweaty.
 
Honestly, I feel your pain but at the same time feel guilty too. I'm not a huge guy but even at 6' 275 I can't help but take up both arm rests. I can't imagine a strong man or offensive lineman.

Hawk
 
I'm so full of hate I cannot put it into words. I want to ask away and live in the woods in a shack with a wood stove, about 6 different guns, some notebooks and some jack lotion.
 
I am at the right stage of my tren to spread my phucking wings right back with an evil fuck with me I dare ya tren look.

Love it^. Just don't end up on the news. I've been seeing a few lawsuits in the headlines lately against airlines for refusing to give a replacement seat when your seatmates decide to overflow into the plaintiff's and caused back pain and lost wages. Only thing airlines understand is $$$.
 

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