Valentines dinner from hell!!

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Took the wife and kids out to eat to our favorite Mexican place. Kids very unruly little people last night. Wish was embarassed how they acted. Little girl oz choked a little had everyone panicking. She was fine. Boy oz ate chips and salsa till he was sick. My wife was amazed at how much I at at dinner---it was a lot LOL. Just finished all of the leftovers from dinner for breakfast. Did not get laid cuz mrs oz's aunt flow is in town on well.

Moral of the story don't go out on valentines day unless you find a sitter for the kids but what fun is life without kids.
 
My Valentines day I fixed Spaghetti and garlic bread,,,,then we had to drive the Ol Ladies son to town to take the peckerhead to the movie theater to meet up with his friends,,,,,came back home and then had to pick the peckerhead back up at 10:00pm ,,,,and for all of you who know me ,,you know my bedtime is 8:30 so I was quite the unbearable prick ...so I didn't get laid either,,
I bought her diamond earings and matching necklace....and then I slept on my side of the bed with my dog Olivia ..Woke up this morning to a very grouchy ol Lady ......She pissed cuz I didn't give her any sex last night ????? WTF ??? Obviously she wasn't aware that I was up way past my bedtime being a damn taxi cab driver.
 
BikerTrash said:
My Valentines day I fixed Spaghetti and garlic bread,,,,then we had to drive the Ol Ladies son to town to take the peckerhead to the movie theater to meet up with his friends,,,,,came back home and then had to pick the peckerhead back up at 10:00pm ,,,,and for all of you who know me ,,you know my bedtime is 8:30 so I was quite the unbearable prick ...so I didn't get laid either,,
I bought her diamond earings and matching necklace....and then I slept on my side of the bed with my dog Olivia ..Woke up this morning to a very grouchy ol Lady ......She pissed cuz I didn't give her any sex last night ????? WTF ??? Obviously she wasn't aware that I was up way past my bedtime being a damn taxi cab driver.
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LOL, but she does everything for you. Don't you understand? The least you can do is be a taxicab on demand.
 
My VD was grand. I took the day off since we got 20 inches of snow. I shoveled the 75 year old neighbor's driveway and talked about Big J (Jesus) most of the time. Wife made dinner, I made a fire in the fireplace. She made desert from scratch. She was beaming with smiles most of the night. She was feeling ichy from a recent flu so no sexy time. But she bought some flavored gels for fun later this week end. She fell asleep and i watched big ass women Olympians ride sleds down ice on TV. Their asses look funny on that tinny tiny sled and the chick with woody woodpecker red hair looks like a very bad girl. She has stout legs and a big tight ass. i like that.
 
Well, mine started Thursday night. I got home, trained for shoulder strength, cooked, ate, did dishes, put two boxws of chocolates on the old ladies pillow. Woke up at 5am when she got home friday morning, talked a bit whle I got ready for work, went to work, came home, trained arms, cooked ate, did dishes, went to bed.
It was all very romantic! My dog sleeps with me as well and she always kisses me good night. The only thing I hate is that she uses her tounge!

Hey Oz man is flo as hot in person as she is on TV?
 
We did get a sitter. We went out with some friends and had a really great night. When we got home my wife had gifts for all of us that were really cool. I got her a card and some candy but she really loved that. It was one of the best ever!
 
I wished on Thursday that I would go to sleep and wake up and it would be Saturday. But damn if it wasnt Friday. I spent the day making people happy and ended it with a discussion as to if we're would stay married. There was some sex in there somewhere.
 
Still no sex. The Madonna is sleeping on the couch. I'm carving hate messages in the window with my pecker.
 
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