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> > >>WEEEEEEE BIT
> > >>
> > >> "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
> > >> responsibility to marry the perfect woman so
> > >> they could produce beautiful children beyond compare
> > >>
> > >> With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
> > >>
> > >> Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
> > >> gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
> > >> So he explained his mission to the farmer,
> > >> asking for permission to marry one of them.
> > >>
> > >> The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,
> > >> so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you
>want."
> > >>
> > >> The man dated the first daughter.
> > >> The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
> > >>
> > >> "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
> > >> not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
> > >>
> > >> The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one
> > >> of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter.
> > >>
> > >> The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
> > >>
> > >> "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,
> > >> not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."
> > >>
> > >> The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
> > >> to see if things might be better. So he did.
> > >>
> > >> The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
> > >>
> > >> "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
> > >>
> > >> So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born.
> > >> When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was
> > >> the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He
> > >> rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
> > >> could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
> > >>
> > >> "Well," explained the farmer,
> > >> "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
> > >> pregnant when you met her." :hahaha: :hahaha:
> > >>
> > >> "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
> > >> responsibility to marry the perfect woman so
> > >> they could produce beautiful children beyond compare
> > >>
> > >> With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
> > >>
> > >> Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
> > >> gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
> > >> So he explained his mission to the farmer,
> > >> asking for permission to marry one of them.
> > >>
> > >> The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,
> > >> so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you
>want."
> > >>
> > >> The man dated the first daughter.
> > >> The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
> > >>
> > >> "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
> > >> not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
> > >>
> > >> The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one
> > >> of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter.
> > >>
> > >> The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
> > >>
> > >> "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,
> > >> not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."
> > >>
> > >> The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
> > >> to see if things might be better. So he did.
> > >>
> > >> The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
> > >>
> > >> "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
> > >>
> > >> So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born.
> > >> When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was
> > >> the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He
> > >> rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
> > >> could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
> > >>
> > >> "Well," explained the farmer,
> > >> "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
> > >> pregnant when you met her." :hahaha: :hahaha:
:hahano:
