weird compliments.

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i was thinking about some of the things people have complimented me on and one of them sticks out more than the others. i was with my buddy, and we were on our motorcycles and we stopped at subway to get something to eat. we sit down and i hear behind me "Sweet back" i ignored it at first and assumed the lady must have been on the phone or something and then i hear "Dude, did you hear me? I said you have a sweet back" I turned around, and was in awe, like one of those wtf moments, and said, umm... thanks. haha this was by far the weirdest thing i've ever heard, and coming from a complete stranger it was even weirder. anyone else have any similar stories?
 
I was in the bar a week ago and this hot chick rubbed my chest and said nice chest. I said hey you to.
 
mr incredible talks about my glutes non stop , nothing i can do he's drunk rambling brit, i've learned to accept these compliments.
 
liftsiron said:
I was in the bar a week ago and this hot chick rubbed my chest and said nice chest. I said hey you to.
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haha, that's awesome. i've had chicks at parties come up to me and just grab my shoulder and squeeze it. it makes me wonder if they've been thinking about doing it the whole time i was there. i like the attention
 
im the worlds worst at accepting compliments...i have no idea what to say but i get them often in the bars. being single, male and horny as a 3 legged dog tied to a fence post at an animal shelter, whatever they compliment me on i usually just respond with "lets get the hell outta here and ill show ya the rest..." lol corny as hell i know! but you'd be suprised at how often this works
 
Rocky07 said:
im the worlds worst at accepting compliments...i have no idea what to say but i get them often in the bars. being single, male and horny as a 3 legged dog tied to a fence post at an animal shelter, whatever they compliment me on i usually just respond with "lets get the hell outta here and ill show ya the rest..." lol corny as hell i know! but you'd be suprised at how often this works
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when i was in high school i picked up these girls at a wendy's drive thru by saying "you guys drink beers" they came out to a party that night with us. I couldn't believe it worked. they were hot too, but that was almost 7 years ago.
 
haha thanks Theartofwar...thats what i was kinda thinkin myself. dont wanna be wastin ur time on a "maybe". u either get yes or....ok well u pretty much always get yes!

B52- dude, girls sometimes respond to some of the most off the wall stuff. i live in the south and our girls tend to like to be little daddys girls and think they can do all the things boys can do lol so one thing that works when it comes to alcohol is simply asking them "you think you can handle Tequila?"....and of course these hard headed girls are like "of course, why hell yeah i can!...drink tha shit all the time....prefer it over water...etc" lol most of them have never tried it b4 but we all know what Tequila does....and u cant say thats a cheAp way to get a girl naked either cause Patron is kind of expensive lol
 
weirdest 1 for me was when i was at work and i check people on the way out of the store and 1 lady with her friend stops and lets the other people behind her go first at first i thought she was just being nice or forgot something but then she walks up to me and says i just wanted to tell you you are and extemely good looking man like you just came out of a magazine or sometihng lol
 
I asked my son's mom why she insisted the boy's middle name be "Alexander."
I said, "Why Alexander?"
She replied, "Because, when I saw you standing up there, on the beach lifeguard chair, I thought, wow, he looks like Alexander the Great!"

The boy is 13 now.
 
mrhtbd said:
I asked my son's mom why she insisted the boy's middle name be "Alexander."
I said, "Why Alexander?"
She replied, "Because, when I saw you standing up there, on the beach lifeguard chair, I though, wow, he looks like Alexander the Great!"

The boy is 13 now.
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Colin Farrel? Or whatever his last name is.
 
Here is kind of a weird compliment I use to get back in my whoring days. I would take home a chick and drop my pants and they would be like "Damn your legs are huge" but here is the kicker, they would tell me after sex that "your dick is alot bigger than it looked" I swear more than one chick told me this. I guess it is the bad thing about big legs, makes your dick look small. At least that is my excuse..LOL
 
^^^^ Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! funniest. shit. i. ever. heard!.....damn, i wish i had an excuse lol....i mean i got big legs and all but its hardly an optical illusion unfortunately LMFAO!
 
i tend to just let em know b4 we ever get started "it might look like a needle but it runs like a sewing machine!" lol....a buddy of mine that i use to train with was telling me about a girl he took home from Coyote Ugly in Panama City, Fla(which is where he is from)....said she was f'n hott as hell, fake boobs, dark tan, brown hair, 5'9" with some long legs....he said she got on his bed after taking off all but the heels she was wearing and spread her legs apart and just waiting for him to bang her brains out. My friend said he just immediately stripped down as fast as he could standing up at the edge of the bed and when she saw his dick she said "wait a minute!....who do you think ur gonna please with that?!" ....my friend said he looked down at his dick and looked back up and said "shiiiiiiitttt......ME!!!" LMFAO....this was the best come back ever.
 
BigSickD said:
Here is kind of a weird compliment I use to get back in my whoring days. I would take home a chick and drop my pants and they would be like "Damn your legs are huge" but here is the kicker, they would tell me after sex that "your dick is alot bigger than it looked" I swear more than one chick told me this. I guess it is the bad thing about big legs, makes your dick look small. At least that is my excuse..LOL
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LMAO!!! :laugh:

I have no killa stories...over the years just the usual "omg"s, "wow"s, "great bawd"s...along with alot of grabbing haha. I will say being built is killa fosho for inviting conversations with chics. Many of them usually start asking advice on how to build this or that, lose a little here or there, etc...next thing ya know you got thier digits..or if they are drunk at the club, you're home banging them before ya know it.lol :)
 
Dawgpound_Hank said:
LMAO!!! :laugh:

I have no killa stories...over the years just the usual "omg"s, "wow"s, "great bawd"s...along with alot of grabbing haha. I will say being built is killa fosho for inviting conversations with chics. Many of them usually start asking advice on how to build this or that, lose a little here or there, etc...next thing ya know you got thier digits..or if they are drunk at the club, you're home banging them before ya know it.lol :)
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So true bruh! the simple fact is unless ur chasin highschool girls tryyin to get there b4 the hair does (lol) then most girls arent used to seeing guys with a great body....or really even any kinda shape other than round lol. its an automatic advantage when u have a good solid muscular body cause all the ladies just wanna touch and stare immediately. really kinda just puts the ball back in your court
 
BigSickD said:
Here is kind of a weird compliment I use to get back in my whoring days. I would take home a chick and drop my pants and they would be like "Damn your legs are huge" but here is the kicker, they would tell me after sex that "your dick is alot bigger than it looked" I swear more than one chick told me this. I guess it is the bad thing about big legs, makes your dick look small. At least that is my excuse..LOL
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hahaha, that shit had me rolling. funniest post in this thread
 
BigSickD said:
Here is kind of a weird compliment I use to get back in my whoring days. I would take home a chick and drop my pants and they would be like "Damn your legs are huge" but here is the kicker, they would tell me after sex that "your dick is alot bigger than it looked" I swear more than one chick told me this. I guess it is the bad thing about big legs, makes your dick look small. At least that is my excuse..LOL
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I have the opposite problem, my dong makes my legs look smaller than they are, makes me very self concious :kiss:
 
I suggest you never take those compliments for granted. In the last 7 months I've pretty much given up training. I've gone from 210lbs down to 165lbs. There have been some issues in my life that have lead to a fairly severe depression. I've recently started to climb up out of my slump; but I'll tell you this, when people stop giving you positive feedback, weird or not, and supplant that with "are you sick?" or "you alright, you're losing so much weight!", it really puts all the hardwork, training, and sacrifice into perspective. You realize just how much other people's opinions are really worth.

So weird or not, appreciate those compliments. Say thank you. Because believe it or not, those compliments are some times the difference between happiness and the lack thereof.
 
P. Bateman said:
I suggest you never take those compliments for granted. In the last 7 months I've pretty much given up training. I've gone from 210lbs down to 165lbs. There have been some issues in my life that have lead to a fairly severe depression. I've recently started to climb up out of my slump; but I'll tell you this, when people stop giving you positive feedback, weird or not, and supplant that with "are you sick?" or "you alright, you're losing so much weight!", it really puts all the hardwork, training, and sacrifice into perspective. You realize just how much other people's opinions are really worth.

So weird or not, appreciate those compliments. Say thank you. Because believe it or not, those compliments are some times the difference between happiness and the lack thereof.
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PBateman, always the man on the pulse.
You are consistently about the most real cat I have had the privelege to read on these boards. Don't go away.
I feel your pain. Since I got stabbed at school in Dec 2009, I have been on a downhill spiral.
Even though, in the past year, I kept off the weight I lost prior to the incident (45 pounds),
lifted enough to look great last summer, and was able to finish the classes for my Principal Certification
this December, I haven't trained in the past 3 months and have been scraping bottom emotionally; just getting by.
I needed to read you write that. Exactly how I have been feeling regardless of whatever else.
Don't go away again PBateman, it's always darkest before dawn.
You have more ally's than you may imagine.
 
mrhtbd said:
PBateman, always the man on the pulse.
You are consistently about the most real cat I have had the privelege to read on these boards. Don't go away.
I feel your pain. Since I got stabbed at school in Dec 2009, I have been on a downhill spiral.
Even though, in the past year, I kept off the weight I lost prior to the incident (45 pounds),
lifted enough to look great last summer, and was able to finish the classes for my Principal Certification
this December, I haven't trained in the past 3 months and have been scraping bottom emotionally; just getting by.
I needed to read you write that. Exactly how I have been feeling regardless of whatever else.
Don't go away again PBateman, it's always darkest before dawn.
You have more ally's than you may imagine.
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Thanks for that.
 
Yeah PBate...sorry to hear u have been havin a hard time bud. hope everything gets better. hang around tho bro, ur good company around here
 
makes me feel good to get compliments but my wife hates it when she is with me and they smile and make comments...I love my wife so I wish they wouldn't
 
sorry to hear. I was in a similar situation when I went through my divorce. I started at 190lbs and dropped to 155lbs. It sucked. I am at 181lbs now and hope to get over 200lbs for the first time :)

P. Bateman said:
I suggest you never take those compliments for granted. In the last 7 months I've pretty much given up training. I've gone from 210lbs down to 165lbs. There have been some issues in my life that have lead to a fairly severe depression. I've recently started to climb up out of my slump; but I'll tell you this, when people stop giving you positive feedback, weird or not, and supplant that with "are you sick?" or "you alright, you're losing so much weight!", it really puts all the hardwork, training, and sacrifice into perspective. You realize just how much other people's opinions are really worth.

So weird or not, appreciate those compliments. Say thank you. Because believe it or not, those compliments are some times the difference between happiness and the lack thereof.
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had a chick tell me she loved my traps one time - but she was a weirdo I found out later about other things
 
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