Who I Am

[ozzy69]

I am a man
A father
A husband
A hard working american
I play in the outdoors
I live to breathe fresh air
I am the happiest when I'm hunting or fishing
I lift weights I lift heavy ass weights even at my age
I eat what I kill
I kill what I eat
I buy american
I love my country but can't stand my government
My children are well behaved because of me
My children have the things they want and need because I work hard
My wife is my best friend
My son is my prince
My daughter is my princess
My dog is a pure breed
My dog is well behaved because of me
My guns are clean
My guns are loaded
My knives are sharp
I like to drink beers with my buddies
My friends know they can count on me
I am here for you
I take my job here seriously

 

[Ironworker1]

Well put..
We are one in the same except the hunting part, have not had the privilege yet. It's on my to do list...

 

[Darkness]

I like the list. Not ghey wasn't on there but it should be.

 

[Glycomann]

"I buy american"

How do you keep your woman out of Walmart?

 

[ozzy69]

It's hard but sometimes you have to use that place

 

[Glycomann]

Who I am

Who I am

1. I am the guy in your back yard pissing on your cat.
2. I am the guy that pulled the fat cow's hair in line at Walmart.
3. I am the guy who chased hip-hop Ralf off the bus.
4. I am the guy that farted in Jared's Jewler's when you walked on to buy that special ring.
5. I am the guy that watches clown porn.
6. I am the guy that needs his back shaved 10 minutes after getting his back shaved.
7. I am the guy that you think looks like a action movie villain but you just can't place me.
8. I am the guy with recurrent serial dreams about digging up the bodies to rebury them somewhere else so no one finds out.
9. I am the guy that is happiest with 3 other middle aged fucktards at the gym pushing heavy weight until pretty colors of purple occur for all and one passes out.
10. I am that guy that most people avoid but a very few are drawn to because I am insane but interesting, intelligent yet reckless, fun yet unpredictable.

I am that guy.

 

[choke]

Great list.

there's even a little cross over with whack job Glyco...

I'd add:

No better friend, and no worse enemy

 

[bufbiker]

I'm the guy your wife kept eyeballing and licking her lips at even after you made the comment about muscle bound body builder types as my wife and I sat next to you at the Olive Garden yesterday. By the way I'm a power lifter. And the only reason my old lady didn't kick your wife's ass was because you had your young daughter with you.

 

[basskiller]

Loyal.. enough said