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You look at your piss from taking tren and contemplate drinking it because you don't want to waste it.

You look at yourself in a mirror and even though you wear a XXL shirt you still think your small.

You eat before you go out to eat.
 
You think it wws a good set of squats because it made you puke.
 
You carry tupperware and a thermos into yor Dr's office so you can eat right after labs.
 
If you spend all day glassing out the sheep in the backyard and contimplate raping them.
If you wonder how bad the fork stabbed into your eyesocket will hurt ....
If youd rather smash your cock with a wooden mallot than go to the inlaws house.
 
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You're sexxing up the old lady, she climbs on top, you grab her hips and start shoving up then pulling them down and you find yourself counting reps.
And when you reach 15 you have this strange urge to stop.
 
That empty last cc in a 6 cc syringe really really bothers you.

Your wife nags you all week end because you missed a personal best on Wednesday.

You think about buying more Halotestin because you might run out even though you have a thousand.

You get a nose bleed taking a crap and then inject 4 cc of injectable anadrol.

Look in your dresser and find the Clomid you bought for PCT on your first cycle.

Technically you are still on your first cycle you started 7 years ago.
 
You wonder out load if you could pull that fat woman on the bus fat off like a table cloth off a table.

Your really think the guy at the stop light knows you're on tren.

You carry a 1969 Volkswagon Beetle up the steps of an Episcopalian church.

You get out of breath cutting into your steak dinner.

You notice you look harder and fuller ten minutes after your morning coffee than strait out of bed.
 
you obsess all day that your left peck has more "pop" than the right one and get home at 8:00 and ask your wife's opinion.

You fire a load and have to reach down to stop your nut from going up into your abdominal cavity.

You have 35 different remedies for erectile dysfunction.

Your neighbor asks you why you turn blue whe you pick up the morning paper.

You dump out your stash on the bed and roll around naked in it after a shower.

you have nick-names for all the bottles in your stash.
 
Glycomann said:
That empty last cc in a 6 cc syringe really really bothers you.
Guilty of this in the past.
Your wife nags you all week end because you missed a personal best on Wednesday.

You think about buying more Halotestin because you might run out even though you have a thousand.

You get a nose bleed taking a crap and then inject 4 cc of injectable anadrol.

Look in your dresser and find the Clomid you bought for PCT on your first cycle.
Guilty as charged!
Technically you are still on your first cycle you started 7 years ago.
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Second cycle here actually."


Sound sort of familiar.
 
Glycomann said:
you obsess all day that your left peck has more "pop" than the right one and get home at 8:00 and ask your wife's opinion.
Actually it's the right!
You fire a load and have to reach down to stop your nut from going up into your abdominal cavity.
That was because my old lady ground it up there grinding on me so hard!
You have 35 different remedies for erectile dysfunction.
Only 5. What are the names of the others?
Your neighbor asks you why you turn blue whe you pick up the morning paper.
Don't have immediate neighbors but it's actually more of a purpleish color.
You dump out your stash on the bed and roll around naked in it after a shower.
Never done it but now I have to try it.
you have nick-names for all the bottles in your stash.
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Yep. I can relate.
 
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