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mrhtbd
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I am cowering in the den, hiding, and fearing for my life.
My home has been invaded by a dozen 11-year-old girls, plus two 6 year olds (my daughter and her friend).
They've been screaming and running wild for hours, with no end in sight.
I almost asked them to be quiet, once, but I caught myself before the words slipped out. I thought better of it. They outnumber me by a margin, a big margin.
I thought my wife was supposed to be in charge, but found her hiding in our bedroom. "It's only a birthday party," I said, "it'll be over soon, right?"
"No," she said, "it's a...(wait for it)...sleepover!"
"Whaaaat?"
Well, I cut the rest of the wood, I put up more Christmas lights, I got the ice cream cake and pizza, I fed them, I made a fire, and now they are wound up, running and screaming, with no end in sight (and it's only 9 o'clock).
My wife's gonna owe me bigtime for abandonning me in my time of need.
They just got done making dresses out of toilet paper, and had several fashion shows, crazy, fun, crazy fun, ha.
I need to find a hocky game on, but first, I have to collect all the toilet paper, and after that I'm telling the Mrs' that's she's got the second shift! LOLOL
I heard them wispering they are staying up until five in the morning, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Someone with a four-wheeler (preferably with a gun rack and some hound-dogs) please come by and insist I go with you to repair a tractor or something, because I'm afraid of ever seeing the dawn!
Opps, just heard something crash upstairs, hope no-one will see me hiding behind this chair.
So much for my redone floor.
My home has been invaded by a dozen 11-year-old girls, plus two 6 year olds (my daughter and her friend).
They've been screaming and running wild for hours, with no end in sight.
I almost asked them to be quiet, once, but I caught myself before the words slipped out. I thought better of it. They outnumber me by a margin, a big margin.
I thought my wife was supposed to be in charge, but found her hiding in our bedroom. "It's only a birthday party," I said, "it'll be over soon, right?"
"No," she said, "it's a...(wait for it)...sleepover!"
"Whaaaat?"
Well, I cut the rest of the wood, I put up more Christmas lights, I got the ice cream cake and pizza, I fed them, I made a fire, and now they are wound up, running and screaming, with no end in sight (and it's only 9 o'clock).
My wife's gonna owe me bigtime for abandonning me in my time of need.
They just got done making dresses out of toilet paper, and had several fashion shows, crazy, fun, crazy fun, ha.
I need to find a hocky game on, but first, I have to collect all the toilet paper, and after that I'm telling the Mrs' that's she's got the second shift! LOLOL
I heard them wispering they are staying up until five in the morning, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Someone with a four-wheeler (preferably with a gun rack and some hound-dogs) please come by and insist I go with you to repair a tractor or something, because I'm afraid of ever seeing the dawn!
Opps, just heard something crash upstairs, hope no-one will see me hiding behind this chair.
So much for my redone floor.
