annoying neighbor

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Im confused?? Is it your wife thats sayin this or the neighbor.. Id tell the neighbor in a nice way that you are into a very healthy lifestyle and even tho it is nice of her, to please refrain or bring something more healthy over.
 
Mick-G said:
Im confused?? Is it your wife thats sayin this or the neighbor.. Id tell the neighbor in a nice way that you are into a very healthy lifestyle and even tho it is nice of her, to please refrain or bring something more healthy over.
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mrhtbd said:
Thanks, Mick. I corrected the passage pertaining to who said what to whom. Plus, I haven't talked to the neighbor yet but your response sounds good, think I'll use it.
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Wish someone would give me chocolate cake. Hey, don't fuck a gift horse in the mouth!
 
mrhtbd said:
damn women keeps bringing over 2 pound chocolate cakes she gets on sale. WTF???
My wife works hard to stay trim and I don't eat that crap (neither do the kids). So, what, she's going to eat the whole f*ing thing?
I told my wife, "Whatever is left when trash goes out on Friday is going with it."
Wife replied, "So, now I can't eat?"
I said nothing, to hell with it, if my wife is too weak, or stupid enough, to eat a whole cake for christsakes then what I think doesn't matter anyway.
Can't the wife just have a chocolate bar?
Man that neighbor is annoying.
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next time she comes just answer the door in your tighty whiteys with cake smeared all over you and be like im full.. i cant take much more cake. I bet she wont come back
 
lol ....what a tease ! maybe she's doing it on purpose to bring you out of your healthy lifestyle . she probably doesnt even workout and is alil on the heavy ay ?
 
I asked my wife when she got she got this house to make sure no undesirable fuckers lived in the neighborhood- and there wasn't. Then about 2 weeks after I get home this chick I knew from days past moved in. Well the story goes: I told her to come over once one night. She took a little too long so I called another chick that I partied with and of course railed for hours. Well about 2am the first bitch/now neighbor swings by right after the other chick left. To make a long story short; I fell asleep fucking her and she took it very personal and has hated me for years. To make things worse her best friend is a cunt I hate that used to be a fuck/friend who I also think leveraged her knowledge of my business to get her ex into shit-which helped put a screwing to my existence. Let me also add that these whores are about 10 years younger than I and even at that party girls just don't last. Fucking whores. I'm thinking just a standard psycho bringing cake for me to feed the ducks in the park would be a welcome event. Might wanna watch eating it(you or wife or other human) as there's no telling what's in it! It may be something as benign as her mixing it in her filthy panties or raking it acrossed a dog's ass. Or maybe there's poison in it.
 
Lokedoggg said:
I asked my wife when she got she got this house to make sure no undesirable fuckers lived in the neighborhood- and there wasn't. Then about 2 weeks after I get home this chick I knew from days past moved in. Well the story goes: I told her to come over once one night. She took a little too long so I called another chick that I partied with and of course railed for hours. Well about 2am the first bitch/now neighbor swings by right after the other chick left. To make a long story short; I fell asleep fucking her and she took it very personal and has hated me for years. To make things worse her best friend is a cunt I hate that used to be a fuck/friend who I also think leveraged her knowledge of my business to get her ex into shit-which helped put a screwing to my existence. Let me also add that these whores are about 10 years younger than I and even at that party girls just don't last. Fucking whores. I'm thinking just a standard psycho bringing cake for me to feed the ducks in the park would be a welcome event. Might wanna watch eating it(you or wife or other human) as there's no telling what's in it! It may be something as benign as her mixing it in her filthy panties or raking it acrossed a dog's ass. Or maybe there's poison in it.
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Sir WHO THE HE'LL ARE YOU!!!!!!! I go on a little vacation for about a year to Costa Rica; so I don't post for awhile. I get back and see this guys added an extra G to his name and starts talking nonsense. Where did you get these facts. Even if I did fall asleep while fucking some chick she would've walked away a very very happy woman!!! You tell me what her tits were like. If you're correct I'll believe you're me. GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Is the chocolate cake good tho, lol? It must be damn good for your wife to be wanting it..and you know how women can be with chocolate. Its addictive..
 
mrhtbd said:
Yeah, she loves chocolate, and that's fine by me, but the cake is always past the sell date. A little bit of cake is one thing, but a 2 lb chocolate cake 2 days past it's sell by date is annoying. Besides, I told my wife, chocolate for a girl is a romantic thing, and that's supposed to be my job.
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great line hehe i guess it worked since she tossed the cake :)

seriously not sure why you guys would argue over a cake lol
 
she is probably just trying to be friendly and unfortunately in todays society that equals bringing 10000 cals worth of heart attack to neighbors hehe
 
Lol, that is too funny! You think if she were going to bring you 2 day old cake, she would have at least took off or used a sharpie to mark out the sell date.
 
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