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If you had the coronavirus undetected by officials, who would you go and infect purposely first...and second...and third...and so on?

I'm only halfway joking here;)
 
Disclosure would be premeditation. So maybe I'll just ask a certain person for a ride to the doctor's office ;)
 
Large swaths of D.C. when in session.. on the left side... or really any Antifa, Surge, etc. "social justice" protest or rally. But that shit starts and is coordinated much higher up, so those need to be visited, too. Let's throw in associations like CAIR, as well.
 
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MR. BMJ said:
If you had the coronavirus undetected by officials, who would you go and infect purposely first...and second...and third...and so on?

I'm only halfway joking here;)
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Gimme some of that good SoCal ganja you're smokin' homie. :D
 
1st I would sneeze in my hand then go give BMJ a big hardy handshake.
2nd, I'd work out with Lifts then wipe my sweat and blow my nose in his towel without him seeing me. It's snot what you think the wet spots are Lifts.
3rd I'd sit behind Frigg at an event and cough on him repeatedly until he turned around and punched me. Then I'd sneeze in his face "accidently."
4th, I'd give Jerky a big fat wet kiss tight on the mouth with snot dripping out of my nose. When picked myself up I would go home satisfied that I had spread the joy.
 
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Beef Newton, I just wouldn't feel comfortable sharing anything with him. I dont know him like that.
 
Roughrydr said:
Why? Do you have the Corona virus?
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haha, no, well not that I know of.

But fukk me. I woke up this morning and have body aches and a major sore throat:mad: The wife has been sick the whole last week with it, and I was purposely trying to avoid her so I wouldn't get sick, but i'm a loser and got it anyway:(

We are having my son's birthday party this weekend too:( Gonna have to take some vics or something so I can feel somewhat sociable, lol.

Jinxed myself with this stupid thread:smash:
 
So that begs the question, who ate you going to give the Corona virus too?
 
This sore throat is kicking my flippin' ass. I can't (ugh...setting myself up here) swallow anything, and it is non-stop pain...I feel like bashing my head in the wall. It hurts so bad that my ears hurt too sometimes. I don't wish this on anybody...except scammers, child abusers, women abusers and a bunch of democrat swamp losers.
 
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Considering my former employer, I’d be a very busy man in Washington DC. That fuckin swamp would get drained.
 
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