It is clear to me now....

Darkness

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.... That I would be a billionaire right now had my father had me neutered as a small child. Imagine a life without need for that evil vagina...
 
The problem is, your only supposed to try them on for size every once in a while your not supposed to wear one!..
 
But they suck you in... To the evil Webb, trapped long before you realize it, and it's too late...
 
We will see the truth in that statement on the Bruce Jenner reality show.

Poor Darkness just addicted to pussy Bruce addicted in to turning himself into one..Dear Lord I bet that's a ugly sight! :uh-huh:
 
I just took my three grandkids home. Two boys five and four and a girl not quite two. Last night one of the boys noticed a fresh coconut in the kitchen, and said look grandpa a coconut. There were two of them there so I said, yep, grandma has a lovely pair of coconuts. The old lady scolded me and said to the boys, you don't know what grandpa is talking about do you? Making sure their innocence was still in tact. They looked at each other, started laughing and in unison said, vagina! That's my boys, and so much for childhood innocence. They learn way too young these days.
 
haha, this thread is full of vital life information. I know I would have gotten all of my research papers typed up faster if it wasn't for this damn internet porn.
 
Did ten people really post in this thread? I've been here four years and I haven't had this much support since mom mistakenly bought be a boys medium jock strap for middle school basketball.
 
Well at least 3 times a week I contemplate divorce. When I do the mental calculation of living without sex save 4 times a year seems less painful than the alternative hell the woman would put me through so that I felt something like the "pain" she would feel by me withdrawing myself from her sedentary couch dwelling life.
 
This thread reminds of the time I had to make a really big snap decision when I noticed that runny bright green puss.

Anyhow... That was awful. But it's not quite that bad.

G I feel ya. I wonder what would happen if the Fantasy was real. The. It wouldn't be a fantasy, but another one on a coach.

Unless it's true love... Then the happiness lasts an extra three weeks before everyone hates each other.
 
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Why is it that .. every time Gman posts something I have to read it.....then reread it several times before I fully start to understand it and even then sometimes I have to look words up to find meaning .
True Love= extra 3 weeks before hate...LMFAO --good one Darkness
 
Why is it that .. every time Gman posts something I have to read it.....then reread it several times before I fully start to understand it and even then sometimes I have to look words up to find meaning .
True Love= extra 3 weeks before hate...LMFAO --good one Darkness
This time it was probably because I was drinking.
 
Thinking about G post, this is deeper and This reminds me further of a poem that was written about me and for me once, which contained the line:

"Will the pain be worse if they stay

or if they go?

Or is this forever?"
 

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