Well looks like youve retained bragging rights to the a-e idiot title once again. Its getting boring making you look like a dumbass all day.. really. Did you have any kindof braindamage as a kid? I feel like Im picking on a retarded kid now. Its truly inspiring that someone with your certain mental/ social disabilities can pick up heavy things and type words, good for you. Look at you acting all grown up strapping on his velcro shoes. Thatta way! Pat yourself on the back you earned it.
They should name a birth control clinic after you to be a warning to the rest of the world what can happen. You could be a motivational speaker, going around to schools and tellling kids that you can be an idiot and still get by somehow with an ugly face and pumpkin gut. Hell maybe even write a bo.. well nevermind. You could get someone to do the writing for you while you go play in the sandbox with your "big boy trucks". I believe you can truly make a difference in the world as a real life forrest gump. Well.. I guess he actually had skills and wasnt dumb in real life...but you can find somebody that feels sorry for you! Come on buddy I'll buy you a snowcone, ya earned it you big dumbass.