Top 18 Benefits of Weight Training

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1. Weight training tones your muscles which looks great and raises your basal metabolism... which causes you to burn more calories 24 hours-a-day. You'll even burn more calories while you're sleeping.

2. Weight training can *reverse* the natural decline in your metabolism which begins around age 30.

3. Weight training energizes you.

4. Weight training has a positive affect on almost all of your 650+ muscles.

5. Weight training strengthens your bones reducing your risk of developing osteoporosis.

6. Weight training improves your muscular endurance.

7. Weight training will NOT develop big muscles on women....just toned muscles!

8. Weight training makes you strong. Strength gives you confidence and makes daily activities easier.

9. Weight training makes you less prone to low-back injuries.

10. Weight training decreases your resting blood pressure.

11. Weight training decreases your risk of developing adult onset diabetes.

12. Weight training decreases your gastrointestinal transit time, reducing your risk for developing colon cancer.

13. Weight training increases your blood level of HDL cholesterol (the good type).

14. Weight training improves your posture.

15. Weight training improves the functioning of your immune system.

16. Weight training lowers your resting heart rate, a sign of a more efficient heart.

17. Weight training improves your balance and coordination.

18. Weight training elevates your mood.



[by Author and exercise Physiologist, Greg Landry]
 
19. Weight training prepares you to help all your friends move their new furniture.

20. Weight training ensures that every 5'2" drunk guy at the bar will want to talk to you to tell you how much they respect you.

21. Weight training will ALSO ensure that you get to here about every single family member that 5'2" drunk guy ever had that lifted weights cause they were all "about your size".

22. Weight training guarantees that the only think people will ever care about is how much you can bench.

23. Weight training will ensure that everyone you meet that also weight trains but isnt in shape as you are will assume you MUST be on steroids
 
19. Weight training prepares you to help all your friends move their new furniture.

20. Weight training ensures that every 5'2" drunk guy at the bar will want to talk to you to tell you how much they respect you.

21. Weight training will ALSO ensure that you get to here about every single family member that 5'2" drunk guy ever had that lifted weights cause they were all "about your size".

22. Weight training guarantees that the only think people will ever care about is how much you can bench.

23. Weight training will ensure that everyone you meet that also weight trains but isnt in shape as you are will assume you MUST be on steroids

So true. The variation on #20 is the 5'2 drunk guy that tries to pick a fight with you.

The variation on #21 is the 5'2 drunk guy that "Used to be about your size".
 
24. Weight training strenghtens your bones due to the micro trauma caused at the origin and insertion points due to calcification.
 
hahahahahaha black u crack me up...#23 is dead on! i hate that!
#24-weight training ensures that every MF'er that wants to look anything like u do will call u or txt u 300,000x a day askin u the same shit that they asked yesterday expecting that today you are gonna tell them some big secret that u have been hiding from the rest of the world. lol
 

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